Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
Randomize
