we need to drink 2009 down the drain
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
as a side note pls kill me
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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