I hate all girls vehemently.
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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