bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
I'm passing your future prison.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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