Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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