Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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