You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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