i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
I'm bleeding and have questions
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