But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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