the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
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