Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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