you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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