I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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