party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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