I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
your like the ambassador to my penis.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
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