ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
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