he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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