you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
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