you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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