Are you still at the party or did I leave?
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I woke up under a house in Key West
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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