so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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