And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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