you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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