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I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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