The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
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