I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
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