So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
I want a musical about memes.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
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