It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
My butt remains clenched, sir.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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