we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
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