id be glad to
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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