everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
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