Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
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