i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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