woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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