Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
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