i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
Just puked most of my soul out..
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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