This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
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