There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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