we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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