found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
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