Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
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