Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
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