I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I forgot how hot balto sounded
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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