do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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