the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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