i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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