Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
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