You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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