I think scott just propositioned me for sex
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
Randomize
