I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
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