I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
We need a shit load of segways right now
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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