And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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